Alyssa the Wanna-be Goth

Hey guys I was just putting out another blog but then I realized I can't do that without explaining who Alyssa the wanna be goth is. So here it goes:

In my science class there is a girl named Alyssa, she wears ping blue and little ms sunshine clothing.

I wear black dark and Hello Batty clothing.

She reads Vampire kisses books and trys to be me! For fangs sake!

She reads vampire kisses oh and for the dance it was a super hero dance and she put on; light eye liner and ruby read lipstick wore a suessical shirt with a vest light blue jeans white tennis shoes and said she was Gothic girl the super hero! Really are you serious?

And I'm sitting over here with black lipstick a torn black skirt black boots and a batman shirt, and she's Gothic girl?

Her room is blue and white she wears preppy clothing she cheers at all the pep rallies then she says that she's goth!

Oh and this is precious she wants to be like an artist for goth clothing and she totally sucks! IT LOOKS LIKE MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER DID MOST OF HER DRAWINGS!

And I'm over here with my great goth sketches of Valentine and she's over there with this blob with white and red hair that she claims to be Valentine!

And she always goes around saying she's goth! Grr its so annoying!
For those of you who aren't goth an example would be having a nerd on the cheer leading squad saying she's the best one on the team! Get the picture?

Oh and she lies about her boyfriends but you'll find that out in my next entry. Next read David And a boo bags mystery,

sorry for throwing of my story about the Renaissance by making this entry come back but the Renaissance story will continue some weird things happen to me that next day at school it gets really juicy but there was Alyssa the wanna be goth in it so I knew I had to explain who she was (a person that I'd like to strangle) before putting out David and the boo bags mystery

Remember all my stories are true

Peace Love &Vampire Kisses

_Batty Johnson_

David and a Boo Bags Mystery

Hey guys I hope you've been reading my blog if not then oh well I'm talking to no one.

But I still have the Renaissance fair on my mind, could that palm reader have been right would I really fall in love some time soon?
He was right about every thing else, but could he be right about this? And who could it be, it couldn't be any guy who currently goes to my school since every guy there is kaihki pants and pig skin. {and I'm not just talking about the foot balls}
I don't know but something weird happened today.

Okay we were at lunch and I heard my friends talking about this guy named David.

"Whose David?" I asked curiously,

"Oh my gosh you don't know who David is?" my friend Summer asked.

"No."

"Well his the new guy and he's so cute and he's like sorta skatery goth."

New guy? Skatery goth? Could he be the one? The one my palm reader was talking about?

"How new," I asked excited.

"Well he's just new this year. He came the first day of school, and he's so cute!"

My heart fell the first day oh he's not that new, but there's still a chance

"So how's he like?"

"Well he's really quiet and nice or so I've heard and like every girl in school has a crush on him."

"Really, Oh my gosh did you say David was his name?!"

"Yeah why?"

"Isn't Alyssa {You know the wanna be goth I told you guys about} dating him?"

"What! She is?"

"Well that's what she told me."

"I don't think so I think she was lying." summer whispered. "Wait here she comes Batty go talk to her."

"What?" then she pushed me toward Alyssa the wanna be goth, "Hi Alyssa," I said unwillingly "Are you still dating David?"

"What no!" she said her voice breaking, "why does every one think I'm dating him i just have a crush on him!" then she walked away.

When I walked back to the table summer waited with anticipation. "Well what she say?"

"I'm not really sure," I told her truthfully. "She said 'Why does every one think that I only like him!'"

"See I told you she was lying."

"Yes Summer cause it takes a rocket scientist to figure that one out."

"So do you think any one is getting you a boo bag?"

"A boo bag?" I asked, "whats that?"

"You don't know what a boo bag is?"

When I shook my head Summer sighed I'm patiently.

"A boo bag is a bag full of candy for a dollar that friends get each other."

"Oh," I said feeling stupid, "no I don't really think I'm gonna get one I mean who would get me one any way?"

When summer sighed and shook her head the bell rang and we hurried of to our classes.

That day in seventh period Mrs. Mary was handing out boo bags, I grew impatient when I didn't get one.

"Batty get out of there!" My friend Diana shouted.

"No I want candy."

"Well you're not gonna get candy if you play scary music in the dark piano room!"

"No but it makes me feel better."

"Batty!"

"What?"

"You got two boo bags!"

"Really?" I asked suspiciously.

"Yes now come out."

I flew out of the dark piano room like a bat out a hell, I was curious to see who would get me a boo bag.

"Here you go Batty." Ms. P said handing me to bags filled with candy lolli pops and all kinds of other treats.

"Sweet!" I exclaimed grabbing a lolli pop.

"Whose it from?" Diana asked nosily.

"I don't really care I just want candy," I told her honestly.

"Batty!"

"Fine this ones from Rennelyn, and this ones from......... fr0mmmmmm."

"From who?"

"From no one." I told her confused it just says batty jhonson batty jhonson batty jhonson, speech and theatre."

"Oooooooooooohhhhh," Diana and ms. p said in sink, "Batty's got a secret admirer!"

And for once I didn't doubt thst a living Human being would like me, but I did doubt that they sent this boo bag, but still who could it be?

Find Out On The Next Batty Jhonson..............

Peace Love and Vamp Kisses

_Batty Jhonson_

Blood Guts and Love

Hey guys sorry I havn't written in a while ;{ but oh well I am now and I've got so much to say!

I went to the Rennissance festival and it was amaing! Except for the fact I wore no black (we had to wear uniforms) it was tourcher!

When it was nearing the end of the Rennissance We spotted a sign that said Palm reading

And of course with me being goth I thought it was the coolest thing ever

"Hello ladies," the man said. 'Would you like to get you're palm read?"
When we agreed I was the man, i, and my mother (Maria Jhonson) stepped into the beautiful cart, I sat down on what seemed to be enchanded chairs and laid my hand down on the table in front of me.

"Well then lets have a look,"

After the long and talkitive session He concluded I was a very young soul {it means I had never been recarnated} That I was very intellegent but I dont get any credate for it and I would like to have some, I like to be appreciated for my work, I like to be the boss and controll things, I work to hard (I try to do to many things at once,) and that in my life I would have a very happy free one but I would have to come to a cross; either I would settle down and have kids or keep exploring the world. And he saw two kids at an old age.

And last but not least;

Batty's love life.

"Well," the man said gruffing, "you will have two loves in you're life and you'll have one oh, oh dear."

"What." I asled hoping I would die for some tragic reason and be a book icon.

"Well you will fall very much in love with a boy at a very young age you may even know him now."

I froze.

"You will love him very much you will be dating till collage then you will break up then find the other love I told you about and you'll love him just as much as the 1st."

I'll find a love now at my age? Well I dont like dating at this age I think its pointless.

But I f I was really goanna have a love at this age, it had to be some one good some one goth, some one who will under stand me, but who, who could it be.

The thought of having a goth guy who will under stand me and love me swooned over me and I was in bliss.

Could I really have a gothic realation ship with a guy who under stands me? Could a boy my age really under stand enough for me to fall in love with him? is there really some one that could take me in to the dark of the night under his bat wings? Who will my Alexander Sterling be?

The minute we left the Renissance my mind was full of questions.\

_Peace Love and Vamp Kisses_

Mrs. Batty Jhonson?

Whooooooooo its almost halloween!
The only time I fit in!\
this year the 2 thing s I being is one of course a vamp
and 2 {call me a coppier but} I'm being a girl dressed in all pink with frilly make up on so whenever some one ask me what I am ill say 'a frek'
lol cool right?
So yesterday I just wrote to Ellen Schreiber heres the message:
Hi Mrs. Schreiber, I thought I'd just take the time to wright to you. You're books are such a BIG inspiration Vampire kisses is my favorite series {I've read it twice} and has inspired me to start wrighting myself. Right now I am on page 32 of my 1st book and on page 4 of the one I just started wrighting two seconds ago. My goal is to become the youngest chapter book wrighter for young adults at the age of 12! You're books are great and a big help to me, Raven is an amazing role model for every one out there.
You add suspense, romance, vampires, goths, jocks, geeks, freaks, nerds, hippies, farm girls, cheer leaders, old creepy men, haunted mansions, hippies in suites, grave yard picnics, purple wigs, and umbrellas on a shiny day. So as you can see Vampire kisses is a great mix of all kinds of books. Can't wait till you're new one comes out in 2010, keeping my fingers crossed for a movie!
For being the air beneath my bat wings I wish you; sleepy coffin days, endless nights, blood cravings, sharpened fangs, true love and Vampire Kisses,
So do you guys think it's cheesy or cool?
lol I dont even care I'm so excited I hope she replys next Im wrighting to Anne Rice lol

So heres more about my day and what happend,
Well its very degrating when you're at the store buying decorations for you're room and every one stares at you cause you're wearing all black
Well thats not the worst part not by a long shot I finally found a coll decoration it was A realy cool dark bottle cap with a bunch of writing on it so a merrily walked to my mom and proudly bestode it on her, when she approved she went up to the cash register and gave the lady my new decor for my room but when the lady saw it she said "Awe thats cool well I guess it's that time of year."
I was like "Uh we were goanna use it all year round."
She stared at me like I was a rain cloud on her preppy picnic day and took the credit card from my mom carfully as if she were holding poison, and shooed us out of the store
my mom whispered "Batty this is why I can't go out with you in public, you're ruining my kahiki people rep."
Hope you enjoyed my batty story! Please comment Luv ya! {Unless you wear kahiki pants}
_Peace love & Vamp kisses Batty Jhonson_

Hey guys Batty here and the funniest thing happend today well really it was super anoying cause I was trying to read my anne rice book when it was happening.............>>>

Ok so there is this guy is name is Alexander J. (every one calls him alex but I think thats stupid cause I love the name Alexander) and he is a total loser.

I mean he has this huge crush on me it's so annoyng. 0)

At first he'd joke around about it but now he is joking wayyyy to much!

I mean he sitts arcross from me in class and I was reading my book when I heard some one saying I love you but not in a serious voice but in a -telling youre puppy you love them- voice.

So I looked around to see were the puppy was and unfrotionatly there was no puppy but there was a dog and he was saying I <3 u to me.... ugh.............
"Alex go away" I said meaning it. "But you know you want me you just want admitt it I Love you Batty I wanna have babys with you I love you lets honey moon in hawaii/" Iww gross basket ball player say what he was'nt even hot>>> well he was'nt ugly he just was'nt ......>>goth

"Iww alex go away." I responded shuving my nose in my book.
thats when he toched my arm, and thats when I broke his pencil told the teacher got him sent to the pricibles and flipped the next page in my anne rice novel.

Hope u guys enjoyed the short and sweet story

Please fellow out cast leave a comment
Peace, Love, and Vamp Kisses
_Batty Jhonson_

Batty's Fisrt Blog

Hey my name is Batty Jhonson, or at least thats what im going to tell you. I like to act sing dance write, so pretty much I like the arts. But what I love most of all is all things dark and old. You name it vamps (P.S. i liked them WAY before stupid Twilight cam out - no offence to Twilight fans.) renessaince I love it all.
What I dont love is the ding dang town I live in it tottaly sucks!
First of all there is no gravyard
Second there is no cool hang out spots
Third ALMOST ALL OF THE PEOPLE HERE SUCK - not you grandma love you-
I mean give a girl something to work with here!
I'm 13 years old and I go to Blank&Boring middle school - or at least thats what im calling it in my blog- Ugh kill me now. I am a tottal wanna-be vamp or any thing imortal for that matter mortal life is a drag if you aske me>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I mean who wants to grow old (go through puberty >ugh) fall in love, get there hearts broken, go through the he11 of having a baby, watch there stupid kids make mistakes, and worry about them to much, fight with there husband, grow old, and have there stupid gran children fighting over your will. I mean come on.
Okay I know I'm only 13 so im kind of really mature for my age or at least thats what people tell me. I look at things diffrently from other people Ive been told im a 18 year old in a 12 year olds body.
But I'm waiting for prince charming. well in my case waiting for Goth Charming. Call me a girly girly (but if you do say i am i will break your arm) but ive pictured the way I have my first kiss.
i've always sorta pictures it at night in a creepy town with fog and dead trees (AKA MY VERSION OF PERIDISE) and were talking and im feeling sorta alone in the world but not realy cause he's there and I tell him,
"I'm so alone back in my home town most people at my school just stay awayt from me because of what I like. They all think im, well creepy." Then he says,
"You're not creepy you're just Dark and darkness can sometimes be miss-understood."
Then ba-da-bing ba-da-bang ba-da-boom love <3
So sue me im goth, ok thats my version of romance.
And thats well why I've never had a boyfriend.
I know youre all like 'HA HA HA YOURE IN 7TH GRADE AND YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND LOSER!' but I think dating in middle school is pointless I mean I know girls who have already had there first kiss and bla bla bloa and there first love in frekking 6th and 5th grade!!!!
I mean I dont want to remember my fist kiss at a romantic scence behind the monkey bars?
but its not like I'm a complete loser in the romance catagory guys have asked me out, but never in person always only by, well ya knbow, another friend whose like 'Will you go out with (_________
Well I'm gonna wrap up my blog with a few more things>>>>>
1. I do not have a best friend cause every one at my school are wanna B's and losers so i really am all alone
2. I hate my town because of 1 and of the no graveyards and so on.
3. If you know a goth guy my age pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeee post a comment and tell me his name.
4. I am a read-o-holic I love Vamp diaries, Vamp kisses, & the boys that bite series
5. My fav shows are Vamp diaries Twilight Zone & True Blood.
6. ---- Oh got to go lunch time at the jhonsons Please My Fellow Outsiders post a comment
Peace Love and Vamp kisses
_Batty Jhonson_