Batty's Fisrt Blog

Hey my name is Batty Jhonson, or at least thats what im going to tell you. I like to act sing dance write, so pretty much I like the arts. But what I love most of all is all things dark and old. You name it vamps (P.S. i liked them WAY before stupid Twilight cam out - no offence to Twilight fans.) renessaince I love it all.
What I dont love is the ding dang town I live in it tottaly sucks!
First of all there is no gravyard
Second there is no cool hang out spots
Third ALMOST ALL OF THE PEOPLE HERE SUCK - not you grandma love you-
I mean give a girl something to work with here!
I'm 13 years old and I go to Blank&Boring middle school - or at least thats what im calling it in my blog- Ugh kill me now. I am a tottal wanna-be vamp or any thing imortal for that matter mortal life is a drag if you aske me>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I mean who wants to grow old (go through puberty >ugh) fall in love, get there hearts broken, go through the he11 of having a baby, watch there stupid kids make mistakes, and worry about them to much, fight with there husband, grow old, and have there stupid gran children fighting over your will. I mean come on.
Okay I know I'm only 13 so im kind of really mature for my age or at least thats what people tell me. I look at things diffrently from other people Ive been told im a 18 year old in a 12 year olds body.
But I'm waiting for prince charming. well in my case waiting for Goth Charming. Call me a girly girly (but if you do say i am i will break your arm) but ive pictured the way I have my first kiss.
i've always sorta pictures it at night in a creepy town with fog and dead trees (AKA MY VERSION OF PERIDISE) and were talking and im feeling sorta alone in the world but not realy cause he's there and I tell him,
"I'm so alone back in my home town most people at my school just stay awayt from me because of what I like. They all think im, well creepy." Then he says,
"You're not creepy you're just Dark and darkness can sometimes be miss-understood."
Then ba-da-bing ba-da-bang ba-da-boom love <3
So sue me im goth, ok thats my version of romance.
And thats well why I've never had a boyfriend.
I know youre all like 'HA HA HA YOURE IN 7TH GRADE AND YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND LOSER!' but I think dating in middle school is pointless I mean I know girls who have already had there first kiss and bla bla bloa and there first love in frekking 6th and 5th grade!!!!
I mean I dont want to remember my fist kiss at a romantic scence behind the monkey bars?
but its not like I'm a complete loser in the romance catagory guys have asked me out, but never in person always only by, well ya knbow, another friend whose like 'Will you go out with (_________
Well I'm gonna wrap up my blog with a few more things>>>>>
1. I do not have a best friend cause every one at my school are wanna B's and losers so i really am all alone
2. I hate my town because of 1 and of the no graveyards and so on.
3. If you know a goth guy my age pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeee post a comment and tell me his name.
4. I am a read-o-holic I love Vamp diaries, Vamp kisses, & the boys that bite series
5. My fav shows are Vamp diaries Twilight Zone & True Blood.
6. ---- Oh got to go lunch time at the jhonsons Please My Fellow Outsiders post a comment
Peace Love and Vamp kisses
_Batty Jhonson_