Hey guys Batty here and the funniest thing happend today well really it was super anoying cause I was trying to read my anne rice book when it was happening.............>>>

Ok so there is this guy is name is Alexander J. (every one calls him alex but I think thats stupid cause I love the name Alexander) and he is a total loser.

I mean he has this huge crush on me it's so annoyng. 0)

At first he'd joke around about it but now he is joking wayyyy to much!

I mean he sitts arcross from me in class and I was reading my book when I heard some one saying I love you but not in a serious voice but in a -telling youre puppy you love them- voice.

So I looked around to see were the puppy was and unfrotionatly there was no puppy but there was a dog and he was saying I <3 u to me.... ugh.............
"Alex go away" I said meaning it. "But you know you want me you just want admitt it I Love you Batty I wanna have babys with you I love you lets honey moon in hawaii/" Iww gross basket ball player say what he was'nt even hot>>> well he was'nt ugly he just was'nt ......>>goth

"Iww alex go away." I responded shuving my nose in my book.
thats when he toched my arm, and thats when I broke his pencil told the teacher got him sent to the pricibles and flipped the next page in my anne rice novel.

Hope u guys enjoyed the short and sweet story

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